Plaques are handcrafted from red alder and measure 8" x 10". Plaque is ready to hang.
Choose from one of our 14 sayings below, or custom create your own saying. We will select the typeface best suited for laser engraving each inscription.

1. He who has the fastest cart never has a Bad Lie!

2. I got a new set of Golf Clubs for my husband... Best trade I ever made!

3. I have never had a hole-in-one and I can not wait to give this plaque away!

4. I shoot golf in the 70's... When it gets colder than that... I quit!

5. In colonial times when men and women walked through the fields beating the ground with sticks and cursing, it was called witchcraft... Today it is called GOLF.

6. I am hitting woods great - but I am having a terrible time hitting out of them.

7. Are we playing by "men's" rules or do we have to count every putt?

8. For most golfers the best wood in the bag - is a PENCIL.

9. Just remember - Golf is Flog when spelled backwards.

10. We only play golf on the days that end in a Y!

11. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

12. I hit 2 good balls today - I stepped on a rake.

13. Old Fishermen, never die - they just smell that way!

14. I smile because you are my Sister (Father, Mother, etc) - I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it! (please specify text when ordering)